Not even you and all your love could bring me down

Dads birthday cake is in the oven and I’ve just lulled Conor to sleep in my arms while dancing and singing to Love Is A Battlefield and We Built This City, it’s important to me that I bring my cats up correctly! Cheese playlist is the best thing ever for baking on a Sunday and distracting mum from her card making with my top notch dance moves and beautiful voice. The only hitch in my morning will be seeing how many dinosaur cakes I get out of these tins, I reckon about five, which is sad because I want to make loads of coffee buttercream, I am the master at buttercream. Anyway it’s time to make more coffee and hunt down George, mum is now sat shaking her head and laughing because I’ve just screamed the lyrics ‘I’M A BITCH, I’M A TEASE, I’M A GODDESS ON MY KNEES’ because she was saying a minute ago that this song describes me perfectly, as if she’s managed to be my mum for nineteen years and not noticed my vulgar streak. Well then guys let’s go and see if I’ve succeeded in my cakey quest.