A little introduction.
A little introduction. My name is Megan and I’m a wanker. I have this annoying tendency of sounding like I’m whining whenever I write about myself, so let’s keep it simple shall we?
I am twenty years old and unsure how I managed it, I live with my mum in a little village on the south coast of England, I currently have two cats and two kittens plus a goldfish I fear I am slowly killing, I don’t do work or college, I’m single and I’m officially mentally hilarious. Sometimes people write beautiful poetry about me -
‘Megan Megan the multicoloured whore
People like her I must ignore
She’s a smurf, she’s got no worth
This multicoloured whore is dirt’
People either fall under my charms and slowly begin ridding themselves of their morals, decide they want to become me and embark on a mission to replicate my personality, or just dislike the way I refuse to indulge in their pathetic self-indulgent bollocks. The most interesting thing about me seems to be my amusing mental health history, but I think my ability to ramble for hours about nothing and psychoanalyse everything is much more impressive. I like B&H Gold, tea, older brunette women, men in suits, interesting people, brightly coloured things, glitter, books, music with clever lyrics, too much honesty, being inappropriate, overpriced coffee, fluffy things, painting, apples,interesting psychology related things, and Jack Daniels. I dislike most humans, weakness, pickle, 98% of mental health services, cat food, cows, lies, people being overly serious, beer, feet, and paracetamol. Well then there you go, ask me things if you wish, I like anons and I’m overly honest. Http://theheroyouhate.tumblr.com/ask
